Long time no speak blog! I'm so sorry I've been paying more attention to the other blogs I write and not to you...but they pay me for those and you, well, you're just kinda here...for venting and FYI purposes. So I thought I'd share some of my new thoughts with you.
Why?! Why is it always the cute ones that are so freaking difficult to get through to?! I mean, what do I have to do to get this guy to notice me, show up naked at his house with a bow on my head? That would be a slight overkill on the point of the whole thing, but still...I really like this guy and it's just like I don't even exist to him. It totally blows. I've tried ignoring him...nothing. I've tried chasing him...nothing. I've tried being "cool"...nothing. I don't get it. I've asked my friends and well, the consensus isn't very good for me. It's, well, "maybe he's not into girls."
Suck. What do you say to that? I mean, he seems like a normal "I date girls" kinda guy. **NOTE, PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED BY THE NEXT FEW SENTENCES. I MEAN NO HARM AND WON'T JUDGE ON SEXUAL PREFERENCE** He holds open doors, drinks beer, and doesn't wear a coat (or scarf). And to top that off, he doesn't talk about girly things like shopping or waxing or lattes. I just can't seem to get him to notice me past a, "Hey, what's up?" then a "See ya later." Or if we have a "meaningful" conversation, it's about something stupid, like my appendix.
Grumble. Why in the WORLD is it always the cute one?
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Did I Miss a Memo?
Okay, so I'm at work today totally minding my own business and I get this e-mail from a person I don't know with a strange subject. I opened it and it was from a girl in my Relief Society....
Um, I did NOT give my ward my e-mail address to be S-P-A-M-M-E-D by them! I especially did not freely give my e-mail address to my freaking relief society to get spammed about stupid jean parties. I do not care what kind of designer jeans I can buy for an "Extra 25%" off. If I want flippin' jeans, I'll go buy them from Ypsilon. At least I know they aren't hot that way.
So I told Trista about this e-mail. I have to say that the chat that ensued, was PRICELESS. Here it is, in it's entirety (please feel free to laugh)
Yeah...good job H29 RS! I'll certainly NOT be attending your meetings for another Sunday. Thanks for spamming my inbox. I'll be sure to block all of your e-mail addresses so I don't get any of your announcements of church, service projects, RS stuff, and most importantly craptastic spam messages like these. From now own, the BISHOP CAN E-MAIL ME or you can just send word via my home teachers. I like them...they are nice guys and they smell good.
So I told Trista about this e-mail. I have to say that the chat that ensued, was PRICELESS. Here it is, in it's entirety (please feel free to laugh)
12:47 PM me: i just got an email and i will be blogging about it tonight
::shakes head::
12:57 PM Trista: what about?
1:07 PM me: buying jeans
someone in my ward is having a "jean party" and they're using the ward email list to invite people
1:08 PM i get enough freaking spam crap about RS meetings and service projects and harassing phone calls about nothing doing my VT-ing (when my own VT-ers don't even visit)
er, not doing**
now i have to get SPAM about jean sells
WTF?!
1:09 PM jesus doesn't spam my email, why should they?!
1:11 PM Trista: If jesus did... wonder what his email address would be?? alpha@omega.com ;)
me: maybe jesus@heaven.com
or it could be a .org
1:12 PM Trista: I could see .org
me: you think it'd be jesus@heaven.org cause then god could be god@heaven.org
and there would be prayers@heaven.org
1:13 PM Trista: lol
me: and complaints@heaven.org
Trista: that is the trash folder ;)
lol
me: cause i always pray and tell god i need to file a greviance with him
it's usually about taylor
but whatever
Yeah...good job H29 RS! I'll certainly NOT be attending your meetings for another Sunday. Thanks for spamming my inbox. I'll be sure to block all of your e-mail addresses so I don't get any of your announcements of church, service projects, RS stuff, and most importantly craptastic spam messages like these. From now own, the BISHOP CAN E-MAIL ME or you can just send word via my home teachers. I like them...they are nice guys and they smell good.
Monday, October 4, 2010
WARNING: Do NOT Flip Out When Reading This
So I went out tonight to buy paper plates and sprinkles. An odd combination I know, but they were for two completely different uses - plates because I'm sick of dishes and by sick I mean I've quit doing them and I need clean plates and the sprinkles because I just like sprinkles. Well, I started my search at Big Lots. Nope, no sprinkles. Then I went to Dollar General. Also no sprinkles. Then I went to the Family Dollar. STILL NO FLIPPING SPRINKLES! I was completely unaware that it would be so difficult to find sprinkles, but the Family Dollar store did have a great deal on plates so I took them up on that. Well, as I was heading to the checkout stand, it happened.
This tiny little bank caught my eye. I stopped. I took two steps back and picked it up. Then I picked it up...and began to laugh uncontrollably. So then I looked for a price. It was 80 cents. I put it on the shelf. Picked it up. I put it down. I tried to walk away and I couldn't. So I picked it back up and walked to the registered with it. I decided that 80 cents wouldn't kill me.
What was it? A small patriotic Tootsie Roll bank filled with patriotically wrapped Tootsie Rolls. You're probably confused now or thinking I've really lost my mind. Well, I haven't. This makes PERFECT. sense and is actually a really big deal. Now, why is this even a big deal? Muahahaha. This is where the flip out is going to occur...
A few months ago, probably about three months or so now. I was standing at the island counter at Taylor's house and he was talking to his mom about how he didn't know Tootsie Roll made banks. Then she related this story about when she was a kid how they use to sell them as fundraisers for softball equipment and for camp and things like that. I remember being able to buy them from the store and having them as a kid. Taylor told us we were both crazy. He lamented about how he WANTED one and I told him if I found one, I would get him one. According to him, that was why I was the best.
Flipping out yet? Well quit! See now I have a Tootsie Roll bank for Taylor and no way to get it to him. I'm actually kind of amused. I'm not sure why I'm so amused by this, but I am. I want to give it to him mostly because I got it for him, but I don't know how I would give it to him...and yes, I know, I'm "over" him but I can still be pathetic and care about people that have touched my life.
I see nothing wrong with purchasing or creating simple and small gifts for those who mean the world to me, even if they don't care for me. I guess that's my giving and loving heart coming out. I see the good in every person, even when they aren't worth it because I want to be like God and I want to see the good in them like He does...even if I'm not always the best at it.
Anyways, when I upload my camera pictures at the end of the week I'll post some pictures of the bank. You'll get a good giggle out of it. It's pretty amusing.
As promised, here is a picture:
This tiny little bank caught my eye. I stopped. I took two steps back and picked it up. Then I picked it up...and began to laugh uncontrollably. So then I looked for a price. It was 80 cents. I put it on the shelf. Picked it up. I put it down. I tried to walk away and I couldn't. So I picked it back up and walked to the registered with it. I decided that 80 cents wouldn't kill me.
What was it? A small patriotic Tootsie Roll bank filled with patriotically wrapped Tootsie Rolls. You're probably confused now or thinking I've really lost my mind. Well, I haven't. This makes PERFECT. sense and is actually a really big deal. Now, why is this even a big deal? Muahahaha. This is where the flip out is going to occur...
A few months ago, probably about three months or so now. I was standing at the island counter at Taylor's house and he was talking to his mom about how he didn't know Tootsie Roll made banks. Then she related this story about when she was a kid how they use to sell them as fundraisers for softball equipment and for camp and things like that. I remember being able to buy them from the store and having them as a kid. Taylor told us we were both crazy. He lamented about how he WANTED one and I told him if I found one, I would get him one. According to him, that was why I was the best.
Flipping out yet? Well quit! See now I have a Tootsie Roll bank for Taylor and no way to get it to him. I'm actually kind of amused. I'm not sure why I'm so amused by this, but I am. I want to give it to him mostly because I got it for him, but I don't know how I would give it to him...and yes, I know, I'm "over" him but I can still be pathetic and care about people that have touched my life.
I see nothing wrong with purchasing or creating simple and small gifts for those who mean the world to me, even if they don't care for me. I guess that's my giving and loving heart coming out. I see the good in every person, even when they aren't worth it because I want to be like God and I want to see the good in them like He does...even if I'm not always the best at it.
Anyways, when I upload my camera pictures at the end of the week I'll post some pictures of the bank. You'll get a good giggle out of it. It's pretty amusing.
As promised, here is a picture:
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Liz Wants a Dog - NOW!
In case you haven't heard, I want a dog. I'm pretty paranoid that someone is trying to break into my little apartment. Now there are several reasons for this. 1) I watch a LOT of murder mysteries. 2) I have a vivid imagination. 3) My ex still has a key. 4) The guy who lives above me looks (and sometimes acts) like he could be a creepy sex offender. He even has the sex offender stash. Um, dude upstairs, Sex Offender September is O-V-E-R. Please shave. Just to name a few....
Well, I've been doing a little looking today after many phone calls with my dad about dogs and I've narrowed it down to a few dogs. I also read this really great article from Woman's Day, which I'm also including in this post. You can link to the article here or just read below:
10 Most Intelligent Dog Breeds
Learn which canines rank highest on the I.Q. scale
By R. Ann Sipper Posted June 15, 2009 from Associated Content
Choosing an intelligent dog breed is important for a variety of reasons. Among other considerations, a dog's level of intelligence helps indicate how easy it will be to train and how much attention it will require from you. Here are 10 of the most intelligent dog breeds.
1. Shetland sheep dog This breed widely is accepted as one of the smartest. It was bred to wrangle sheep and cattle, a job that requires a high level of brain function. More than anything else, these dogs enjoy attention from people.
2. Doberman pinscher
Dobermans are loyal dogs known for being easy to train and their great skill range. While Doberman pinschers' temperaments can vary greatly, they are loyal dogs that work well in a family setting, despite their intimidating appearances.
3. Golden retriever
A golden retriever's intellect often is reflected in its ability to obey its masters. Golden retrievers use this wonderful affinity for obedience to excel at performing tricks.
4. Border collie
This is one of those intelligent dog breeds that makes the top of the list. However, it requires an active pet owner and lifestyle. Border collies require large yards and lots of activity, and they are masterful at showcasing their skills in dog shows and on farms.
5. Poodle
The poodle loves to be around people. These dogs are known for being easy to train and willing to learn new skills. These qualities make poodles excellent participants in dog shows and wonderful companions at home.
6. Rottweiler
While these dogs' intimidating nature is well-known, rottweilers are regarded as some of the most intelligent guard dogs available. They are intensely loyal to their families and are known for their willingness to be trained.
7. German shepherd They may be best recognized for their athletic abilities and bravery, but German shepherds also rank high in the intelligence department. Their ability to function as protective guard dogs stems from their ability to easily be trained.
8. Labrador retriever
When you are looking for a dog that is good-natured and intelligent, the Labrador retriever is a breed that jumps to the top of the list. They make wonderful family dogs, but Labrador retrievers do require attention from their owners, regular exercise and a controlled diet. Their inviting appearances make them particularly popular with families.
9. Australian cattle dog
When you want an easy-to-train dog that can handle a high level of activity, the Australian cattle dog is probably you're best fit. Like the border collie, these dogs were bred to herd cattle and require a high level of activity. This makes them perfect for active families with big yards.
10. Papillon
The tiny papillon is the last of the smartest dogs on this list. Many small dogs are known for their feisty natures. This is not the case with the papillon, which is easy to train and well-known for its affinity for people.
Well, at least I like one smart dog...the handsome and dashing golden retriever. Always one of my personal favorites! Anyways, here are my top list of dogs (in NO SPECIFIC ORDER):
1. Newfoundland - Now yes, Taylor had one of these, but I have to say Indiana is the SWEETEST dog I've ever met. He's also the drooliest dog I've ever met. I think if he was better groomed and more hydrated he may be less drooly, but don't hold me to that.
3. Great Pyrenees - They look a LOT like Newfoundlands, but they're sheephearding dogs. They are from mountainous areas and work with different types of livestock, including sheep, llamas, and wolves. Wolves?! Yeah, pretty sure this dog could eat your face off - total added bonus for Liz.
4 - Airedel Terrior. My dad had one of these growing up. He said it was the best dog, E-V-E-R. Loyal. Protective. Dedicated. Just what I'm looking for. I'm just not quite sure what I think of it's little snout though, but still looks and sounds like the kind of protector I'm looking for.
RE: Good Hair
My friend Justine posted an interesting blog about what good hair is. I am not an ethnic woman and my opinions on good hair differ from hers, but I thought a response blog would be appropriate, since I'm attempting to grow out my hair and it's frustrating me to no end.
What does define good hair? In my opinion, it is hair that is healthy, vibrant, and full of life. Hair that bounces back. Hair that maybe isn't always silky and smooth but has the correct texture based on the ethnicity of its owner.
According to television healthy hair begins at the scalp. Do I believe that? I certainly do. I don't think that your hair can truly be healthy if you don't take care of it, starting at the roots. I treat my hair like I would treat grass - you have to make sure and feed the roots where the nutrients can travel to the rest of the grass to make it grow full, thick, healthy, strong, and vibrant. You have to have healthy roots to grow healthy grass and you have to have healthy roots to grow healthy hair.
Well, for me, I need my hair to grow and it's trying...really, it is. I've decided to grow it out. Why? Why not? I don't have anything else to do with it. I don't really have the money to get it cut. I don't have any good reason to get it cut. I'm not trying to impress anyone specific and I haven't grown my hair out in about a year, so why not grow it out? It's grown about 2 1/2 to 3 inches since I got it cut around the end of May. I really hope that by December, it will be a good 3 inches below my shoulders.
I'm sure I'll get some flack for saying I don't have anyone to impress. Well, I don't. I don't feel sexy with long hair. I feel sexy and flirty with short hair. I feel sophisticated with short hair. I feel like I've got it going on with short hair. But ya know, I don't look bad with long hair. There's a lot you can do with long hair. I haven't had my hair really long in about 3 years or so and I really think it's time for a change.
Speaking of change...I'm making another one of those. I'm going to dye my hair, like all of it, all by myself. I've never done anything like that before. I've only ever gotten high- or low-lights before and I think that sometimes (especially after a break-up) you have to do something to reinvent yourself. This is my way of reinventing Liz. Yeah, I'm really nervous about it, but I guess the worse that could happen is that I have to cut my hair short and wear a hat for awhile.
I will certainly post before and after pictures once I dye my hair so everyone (who cares) can see what it looks like and I can hear everyone's opinions.
Alright guys, here are the pictures (before, during, after) the whole coloring process.
What does define good hair? In my opinion, it is hair that is healthy, vibrant, and full of life. Hair that bounces back. Hair that maybe isn't always silky and smooth but has the correct texture based on the ethnicity of its owner.
According to television healthy hair begins at the scalp. Do I believe that? I certainly do. I don't think that your hair can truly be healthy if you don't take care of it, starting at the roots. I treat my hair like I would treat grass - you have to make sure and feed the roots where the nutrients can travel to the rest of the grass to make it grow full, thick, healthy, strong, and vibrant. You have to have healthy roots to grow healthy grass and you have to have healthy roots to grow healthy hair.Well, for me, I need my hair to grow and it's trying...really, it is. I've decided to grow it out. Why? Why not? I don't have anything else to do with it. I don't really have the money to get it cut. I don't have any good reason to get it cut. I'm not trying to impress anyone specific and I haven't grown my hair out in about a year, so why not grow it out? It's grown about 2 1/2 to 3 inches since I got it cut around the end of May. I really hope that by December, it will be a good 3 inches below my shoulders.
I'm sure I'll get some flack for saying I don't have anyone to impress. Well, I don't. I don't feel sexy with long hair. I feel sexy and flirty with short hair. I feel sophisticated with short hair. I feel like I've got it going on with short hair. But ya know, I don't look bad with long hair. There's a lot you can do with long hair. I haven't had my hair really long in about 3 years or so and I really think it's time for a change.
Speaking of change...I'm making another one of those. I'm going to dye my hair, like all of it, all by myself. I've never done anything like that before. I've only ever gotten high- or low-lights before and I think that sometimes (especially after a break-up) you have to do something to reinvent yourself. This is my way of reinventing Liz. Yeah, I'm really nervous about it, but I guess the worse that could happen is that I have to cut my hair short and wear a hat for awhile.
I will certainly post before and after pictures once I dye my hair so everyone (who cares) can see what it looks like and I can hear everyone's opinions.
Alright guys, here are the pictures (before, during, after) the whole coloring process.
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| Before |
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| During |
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| Riiiiight after |
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| What it looks like "fixed" - or after I've been out alllll night! Par-tay! |
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